making boys skip a heartbeat
~ little fontaine things
(thanks cas omg)
This took way too long, but I love these guys too much hehe (I accidentally drew Jack shorter even though the wiki says they’re the same height orz)
ummmm i had one that jasmine jolene is a trans woman but
half of me says “transwomen can’t get pregant tho” and the other half says “adam totally fixes this problem stfu”
tbqh i like this headcanon a lot actually
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
looking for: someone with a lot of money whose parents are nagging them to get married but they dont want that kind of emotional commitment. i will be your spouse and you can cheat on me whenever you want i dont even care. you can have an orgy in our bedroom. just leave me your credit card and buy me a corvette. i feel like this is a fair transaction.
a cruelly malicious person who is involved in or devoted to wickedness or crime; scoundrel.
a person who is deceived or cheated, as by his or her own emotions or ignorance, by the dishonesty of others, or by some impersonal agency
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
Made me think differently about abortion
i kinda wanna write a batya fanfic using bad!jack instead of good!jack but i really don’t have time if i wanna finish my book on time whoops