It's Tuesday. I like you.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.

Name: Xep
A/S/L: 17/M/Rapture
Title: Knight of Light
I am a bookworm, artist and video game nerd. I'm also an aspiring film student, FtM and shipped with Cell.

Also I wrote a book series!

me: *looks at my own dick*
me: nice

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

#crying  
Supernatural Blurred Lines
The Winchesters ft. Castiel
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luciferofficial:

avengingsassydestiel:

frosted-dragons:

Oops my mic slipped and I covered the most hated song on tumblr. Sorry not sorry as always and I hope you all enjoy

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Lyrics:

SAM

What the hell’s going on?!

Dean why are you here?!

DEAN

Hey my brother, how have you been feeling?

Girlfriend’s lookin’ good, she’s hotter than the ceiling

But Dad is hunting and

He’s M.I.A. now man

SAM

I’ll be back soon if I can

JESS

See you later you guys!

DEAN

The family business Sam, that’s why I’m talking to ya

Hunting the scary shit with my bitch of a brother

SAM

I’d rather go to school

I don’t live by your rules

He’s using us like tools

DEAN

Hey where’s our Dad have you seen him?

Look here’s his journal

SAM

Can I go home now?

DEAN

Alright I guess so

But you must know

You’ll always be Sammy

If you need help just call me

Have a good night with Jessy

SAM

Wait holy shit no

My girlfriend’s dead now

I will avenge her

And slay all evil

My life is such shit

Homeless and single

DEAN

I know the feeling

Let’s do some dealing

MEG

Nice to meet you, I’m Meg.

SAM

Basically Dad’s gone

Now we’re helping each town

Demons, ghosts and hellhounds

Exorciamus te

DEAN

They ain’t so lucky

Dude you are fugly

What rhymes with fugly?

SAM

Well turns out I am cursed, I feel like Harry Potter

Magic abilities, no mother, now no father

DEAN

Azazel killed my dad

And now I’m really mad

If Sam dies I’ll be sad

SAM

Sad is one thing but a contract?!

DEAN

Going to hell now

I always figured

Wait who is Ruby?

SAM

Nevermind her

I’ve watched you die now

I will revive you

Demon blood with mah hell boo

DEAN

Three guesses who’s back

Good God my eardrums

CAS

I need your help

DEAN

How am I living

CAS

I need your help

DEAN

Hey someone’s coming

I’mma kill you!

CAS

I am an angel

It’s I who raised you

DEAN

Shit’s about to go down

SAM

It’s the apocalypse

Angels, demons, vessels, this is some bible shit

Um, I kind of also saw this bitch

It was just for drugs, but she ain’t blood like you

So by the way, I must kill you

I’m the vessel of Lucifer, that is true

DEAN

Hang on, this don’t have to be a thing we do

Zach and Cas are convinced, but this ain’t through

Too bad the only sons are you and I

Wait woah who’s the convenient Adam guy

Sammy please don’t die, I really can’t lose you

You said yes to the devil now you’re really through

So I just watch and wait for you to come back from the devil’s Cage

SAM

Not many women can refuse this pimpin’

I’m a hot guy, but don’t live long if you get with me

DEAN

What the fuck, hey Sam, you alright?

CAS

I forgot his soul, yep I’m a troll

Here comes a Death toll

DEAN

Yes I trusted Cas, but now I’m on my own

There’s lots of angsty shit, shut up Sam watch your tone

SAM

Hey no more brooding

Cas screwed us over

Wait who’s Dick Roman

CAS

Well fucking fuck I fucking fucked up

I’m really sorry

DEAN

Cas you’re an asshole

And Sam is mental

SAM

Can I please sleep?

Let in the devil

All I want is an Advil

This shit is mad real

DEAN

No problem, Meg’s good

At least she’s with us

Get Sammy fixed up

Now Cas is fucked up

SAM

Leviathans suck

I hate my life man

I’ll kill Dick Roman

I’m alone again

DEAN

Where the fuck are we?

CASTIEL

Motherfucking Purgatory, Dean

perfection

if we really do get a musical episode, this needs to be in it

Anonymous said:
Luke can go suck egg

this kinda bullshit never happen with porven

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

ienjoyfollowingyou:

if u ever feel unfit just remember that commander shepard, top n7 marine, can run for approximately 5 seconds before gasping for breath and having to slow down

chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

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